Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

-Albert Einstein

One of my customers tipped me with this.

One of my customers tipped me with this.

best-of-imgur:

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best-of-imgur:

The king has returned.
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best-of-imgur:

xbox one is down!!!!! I repeat xbox one is down!!!!! Quick someone call an ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii Uhttp://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

xbox one is down!!!!! I repeat xbox one is down!!!!! Quick someone call an ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
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burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

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You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

  • why is being alive so suck
  • why is being alive suck
  • why is suck
  • suck is being alive so expensive
  • why suck so expensive

?????

 

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what the fuck is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

imagine how is suck the sky

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cknapkiewicz:

thebrigadier:

Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12

#THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE IS LITERALLY TOO CHILL TO PUNK #’RELAX’ DEAR GOD

“It’s okay, I speak bear”

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memehumor:

Dogs in Cars Look Like They’re Warping Through Space…http://memehumor.tumblr.com

memehumor:

Dogs in Cars Look Like They’re Warping Through Space…
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Mine

Mine

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

deanleysen:
These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

deanleysen:

These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.

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how-tokissdistinctly-american:

hungryghoast:

guns. nuns. funs. The Lord.

Bless you, guns. Bluns.


My favorite.

how-tokissdistinctly-american:

hungryghoast:

guns. nuns. funs. The Lord.

Bless you, guns. Bluns.

My favorite.

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idiotsonfb:

mystery solved.

idiotsonfb:

mystery solved.

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did-you-kno:

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did-you-kno:

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Cartel last night. Awesome show.

Cartel last night. Awesome show.